Texas Republican Tom "The Hammer" Delay (R) had to step down from his lofty position as House Majority Leader in 2006 to face charges that he violated state campaign finance laws. The case has yet to be tried in court.
Bloody but unbowed and instilled with the indomitable spirit of Alamo hero Sam Houston, Delay is facing his own "General Santa Anna" when he competes in this season's Dancing With the Stars.
Except that his "Mexican Army" are B-list "celebrities" like Kelly Osbourne and Aaron Carter and he'll be "fighting to the last man" wearing sequined buckskins and a rubber Bowie knife.
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